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beyoncevevo:

evolution

(Source: biyologist)

suicide-my-love:

my-twisted-fantasie:

tries-to-make-the-best-of-it:

You tried to kill yourself last night.

Isn’t this one of the scariest things you could ever hear ? To hear you failed your suicide? Isn’t this the reason why you’re still alive? You are to afraid that you could fail.

(via

TumbleOn)

depression | self harm/-hate | suicide | advice blog.

ickydog:

Kiss Kiss by ~nancy24601

(Source: thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)

bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

piss-paws:

apocalypse-meow-92:

imthegh0stwiththemost:

gwainenovak:

apathy-acres:

tyleroakley:

“What Old People Think About Gay Sex”

“How do you identify?”

“Old”  

I’ve never hit reblog so fast in my life. 

“There’s nothing wrong with being a slut”

I think I need these people to adopt me as their granddaughter okay

I love old people. They say the most naughty and raunchy things and it’s hilarious.

“Ill be sexual until the day I die” 

SO RELEVANT TO SATURDAY NIGHT

bublog:

BUB’s just making sure the bathtub won’t come after her.

united-we-ride:

xtakingchancesx:

xtakingchancesx:

holy shit i am laughing so fuckin hard right now jesus help me holy fuCK

how the hell did this get 90 notes

Add 100 

tessanetting:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

LESBIANS.